{"product_id":"shit-seasonings","title":"Shit Seasonings","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese seasonings are so delicious and make hilarious gifts! They come in a variety of flavors and are all gluten free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 2.5\" x 6.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo MSG\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet wt. 14 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo shit ingredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eGranulated Onion, Garlic, Basil, Pepper, Paprika, Parsley, Granulated Celery, Granulated Oregano, Calcium Stearate (anti-caking)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBad Ass ingredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eHimalayan salt, pepper, baking soda.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGood shit ingredients\u003c\/strong\u003e: Granulated Sugar, Brown Sugar, Paprika, Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Onion, Chili Powder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBull shit ingredients: \u003c\/strong\u003esea salt, seasoning salt, brown sugar, pepper, paprika\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAw Shit ingredients: \u003c\/strong\u003ecayenne pepper, seasoning salt, chili powder, ancho chili powder, garlic salt, pepper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChicken shit ingredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eSalt, Granulated Onion, Garlic, Granulated Basil, Pepper, Paprika, Parsley, Granulated Celery, Granulated Oregano, Calcium Stearate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial shit ingredients: \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"description-section p-5 d-md-flex\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"description-content pl-md-3 pl-lg-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-md-9\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSalt, Pepper, Granulated Garlic, Paprika, Sugar, Granulated Onion, Chili Powder, Plain Meat Tenderizer, Calcium Stearate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"LT1","offers":[{"title":"Good Shit","offer_id":43145574187079,"sku":"vnv1787985258833","price":8.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aw Shit","offer_id":43145574219847,"sku":"rho1787985258834","price":8.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bull Shit","offer_id":43145574252615,"sku":"zbo1787985258835","price":7.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chicken Shit","offer_id":43145574285383,"sku":"hyk1787985258836","price":8.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Shit","offer_id":43145574318151,"sku":"qqy1787985258837","price":9.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Special Shit","offer_id":43145574350919,"sku":"enw1787985258838","price":7.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bad Ass","offer_id":43145574383687,"sku":"qss1787985258839","price":10.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/2809\/8375\/files\/shit-seasonings_1.jpg?v=1787985264","url":"https:\/\/www.driftwoodgarden.shop\/products\/shit-seasonings","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}